This five-star gay resort is a jewel of the Mediterranean, a luxurious place of relaxation, satisfaction and pampering. But wealthy gay tourists Nolan and his hunky himbo Travis are getting NO satisfaction and the furthest thing from relaxation when everything goes wrong on their arrival to the uber-fancy Spanish beach resort. Nolan's urn of the cremated ashes of his beloved Carlotta has gone missing, and no one at the resort can give him any clue or resolution. While he's fuming, Travis is making hay with horny concierge Occitan Prince. This humorous and dramatic parody of the award-winning White Lotus series goes on to prove that even when you're angry, stressed and freaking out, rollicking, uninhibited, bareback sexual satisfaction can make it MORE than all right.