Tanya married her boy toy Chris because of his huge cock, so she doesn't mind sharing it with cute lil' sluts like Tegan now and then! Diamond and Christian were relieved when they spotted their babysitter Rosemary on the street, but instead of going to the opera, they decided to stay home and fuck her 'til the cows come home instead! When Mandy and Talon caught Brooke looking at porn when she was supposed to be watching their kid, they decided to teach that slut how to fuck, so she wouldn't be distracted next time! Haden was depressed when her boyfriend dumped her, but Shay and Billy cheered her right up!